Series of Unfortunate Events - The Ninth Book: The Carnivorous Carnival
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Series of Unfortunate Events - The Ninth Book: The Carnivorous Carnival

Author : Lemony Snicket
Peformed By : Tim Curry
Harper Collins UK
Length : 4 hours 56 minutes
Type : Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic
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Price : $12.49
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The word “carnivorous”, which appears in the title of this audiobook, means “meat-eating”, and once you have heard such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to listen any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn’t mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.

Sadly our time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.

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“Is there a gleam of hope for the orphans and their new friends? Most certainly not. The only thing we can really count on are more gloriously gloomy adventures.” Karin Snelson, Amazon.com

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